Terms of Service
Welcome to TrulyGalactic, the website that will make your tech dreams come true. Before you start exploring our futuristic products and services, we need to go over some terms and conditions. Please read them carefully because, unlike time travel, they’re not negotiable.
By accessing TrulyGalactic, you agree to be bound by the following terms and conditions:
- Use of the Website
You agree to use our website for lawful purposes only. If you’re planning to use our platform to develop a doomsday machine, we kindly ask you to find another website. TrulyGalactic is all about the future, but we like to keep it bright and shiny.
- Intellectual Property
We take intellectual property seriously. Our products and services are the result of years of hard work, research, and intergalactic travel. Therefore, we ask you not to copy, distribute, or use any of our content without our prior consent. We promise not to copy any of your ideas for a spaceship design.
- User Accounts
You need to create an account to access some of our services. When you sign up, please provide accurate and truthful information. If you’re an alien from another planet, we welcome you to TrulyGalactic, but we kindly ask you to refrain from using a fake identity.
We accept all major credit cards and cryptocurrencies. Please note that payments made in Bitcoin will be subject to fluctuations in the space-time continuum. We’re not responsible for any lost or stolen cryptocurrency during the transaction process.
We strive to provide accurate information and high-quality products and services. However, we’re not responsible for any damages, losses, or malfunctions that may occur due to the use of our products or services. If your time machine explodes, please contact a professional. If you need a referral, we know a great guy in 2150.
- Governing Law
Our website is governed by the laws of the galaxy, but in case of a dispute, we’ll try to settle it peacefully. If that’s not possible, we’ll resort to intergalactic arbitration. Please note that we don’t accept disputes related to time travel paradoxes.
We reserve the right to terminate your access to our website if you violate any of these terms and conditions. If we have to do that, we’ll be really sad, but we’ll still be friends. You can always come back in the future, and who knows, maybe we’ll have a new invention that will blow your mind.
Thank you for choosing TrulyGalactic, the website where the future is now. If you have any questions or comments, please contact us. We promise to reply faster than the speed of light.